Cum jokes
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
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Swallow cum, not gum.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
A boy asked his dad: "Why didn’t you make love with my mom, Daddy?"
Dad: "Because I’m gay."
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee.*
Son: "W- Wait a minute. So how did I exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight?"
Dad: "Because you are not real, and I didn’t even have a wife."
The son woke up from his horrible nightmare, and he looked so scared. He did leave his bed to check out his dad, but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house, and he said to his son: "Why did you look so worried? I’m just bringing some food for breakfast."
Son: "Well, but why are your hands full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?"
Dad: "Because I did it with you last night. Did you forget?"
Son: "But it was a nightmare..."
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad: "I’m your nightmare!"
The son woke up, and he seemed too scared, and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The son with himself: "Wake up, b*tch, wake up, b*tch!!!!!!"
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When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
Old.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.