Cum jokes

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.

penis balls cum <3

What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?

Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.

I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.

1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,

5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?

I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.

A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?

Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?

A: Cum on your cousin's face.

Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.

What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!

Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?

I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.

I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.

Let me know if you can't cum.

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀

Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.