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Riddle me this batman, Whats long round and has cum in the middle Batman: A dick Riddler: NO NO NOOOO iT'S A cuCUMber
What is long, hard and has cum in it? CuCUMber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? SiX
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I HAVE MORE CUM IN ONE TESTICAL THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR WHOLE PENIS
Whats the similarity betweem christmas stuffing and my penis? I like them both inside dead animals. Because Alive animals feel top much like men.(and then I'd cum too quick)
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces cum in pears
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft: Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
What's thick, long, hard and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
What is Sophiaâs favourite song
Open wide cum inside it is okay school
1 2 3 4 your sis is such a whore 5 6 7 8 she has cum on her face
why did brandon's mum chase him with a knife because he dident let her cum first
i am wayde, i like ranga balls, please cum in my ass
Roses are red the forest is bushy omg did u jusy cum in my pussy
im throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants lemme know if you can't cum
I was lip to lip yesterday and now I can't get the cum outta my mouth
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Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless mans throat
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg
I asked my daddy what sex was he said wanna cum and try it
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