Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces cum in pears
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Why are santa's balls so big? because he comes (cums) once a year
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback
What do you call it when an astartees cumโs... torrential downfall
What is cums favorite hotel? The four SEMENs
What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box