Culture jokes
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
Get noob.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!