Culture jokes
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Memes
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!