Culture jokes
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
Paki curry is shit.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
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If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.