What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Culture Jokes
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Can emos eat happy meals?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
Kobe got irl canceled.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
