Culture jokes
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
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What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.