Culture jokes
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
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How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!