When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen
and then you remember you’re french
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A new born daughter...
whats asian but has broken up with its girlfriend a DUMPling
Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
how does an indian open his car
boot boot (in an indian accent)
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
Why do white people colonise everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets which they already do.
chinese wise man once say, "ching chong ling long ting tong"
which means, "keep striving in life"
Do you know why in france there is a cheese named formage á ràpe?
Cuz the cheese got rapped
What's the hardest part about sex with a thai girl?
Her, probably
Why cant Chinese people play baseball they eat the bat
how much curry can an indian eat? untill his red dot explodes
What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby
Society
Spanish is difficult when my mom gives me food she says toma and that's drink in English so I always drink my food
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
