Culture jokes
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Memes
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
Can emos eat happy meals?
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!