Culture jokes
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
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How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.