Culture jokes
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
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