Culture jokes
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
All Nepali love momos.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Paki curry is shit.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!