Culture jokes
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
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What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
Kobe got irl canceled.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
Can emos eat happy meals?
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.