Culture jokes
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
I am Mario's brother.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."