How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Culture Jokes
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Glizzy?
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
I'm emo, by the way.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
