Culture jokes
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Paki curry is shit.
Like if I am emo.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.