Culture jokes
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.