Culture jokes
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Memes
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.