Culture jokes
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10