Culture jokes
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Memes
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.