Culture jokes
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.
One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!