Culture jokes
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
Memes
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.
One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.