Culture jokes
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"