Culture jokes
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
Memes
I just started this site (explain bear, make me welcome plz)
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.