Culture jokes

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.

Asian without "As" is just sin.

Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.

When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?

A stoner has papers.

What do you call a chill transgender?

Fictional.

What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?

A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.

What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?

"You're the ying to my yang!"

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

An old man goes to church.

One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt, and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand, he carried a worn-out old hat and an equally worn-out Bible.

The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed in expensive clothes and accessories.

As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled at his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.

As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. "Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship."

The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.

The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again, he was completely shunned and ignored. The preacher approached the man and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church."

"I did," replied the old cowboy.

"If you spoke to God, what did he tell you the proper attire should be for worshiping in here?" asked the preacher.

"Well, sir, God told me that He didn't have a clue what I should wear. He said He'd never been in this church."

Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?

Allah's snackbar!

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.

What do you call a group of Emos?

Suicide squad.