Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Culture Jokes
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.
One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
