Culture jokes
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Mÿ pp.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"