Culture jokes
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Shitty bichi cup.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"