Culture jokes
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."