What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
Listen up, dummy! This joke is funny because "Carlos" sounds like "car-less". It's a play on words, which is too complicated for a simpleton like yourself to understand without Explain bear.
MY NAME IS CARLOS...
...AND I DONT HAVE A CAR. O_o
THAT MEXICAN
MY NAME IS CARLOS...
...AND I DONT HAVE A CAR. O_o