A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Culture Jokes
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Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Sayo-nara.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
