Culture jokes

Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?

Because he didn't have a pen to write with.

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.

Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

A: Delici-Oso

What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Car-los

You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.

Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

'Cause they'll eat the bat!

Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?

What do you call a Mexican door?

Dora.

What do u call a pretty Indian girl?

Bomb bae.

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw pots and pans around.

"Ching, Chang, Clang!"

Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?

Can I push your stool in for ya?

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.

A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.

Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.

Sayo-nara.

I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.

Why don't Indians play baseball?

Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.