Culture jokes
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"