Culture jokes
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Memes
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Sayo-nara.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.