Culture jokes

Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.

Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

A: Delici-Oso

What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.

What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?

"Get off me, homes!"

What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Car-los

My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"

"Islam it is."

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They chuck a pan down the stairs.

Where does a black Eskimo live?

In a Nigglu.

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

What do you call a Mexican door?

Dora.

Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?

What do u call a pretty Indian girl?

Bomb bae.

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw pots and pans around.

"Ching, Chang, Clang!"

Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?

Can I push your stool in for ya?

Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

'Cause they'll eat the bat!

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.

A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.

Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.

Sayo-nara.