Culture jokes
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"