Culture jokes
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.