Culture jokes
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.