Culture jokes
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What's a furry's favorite news network? Fox!
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.