Culture jokes

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha ching.

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?

A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.

what makes emos jump?

a. bridges

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?

European.

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?

Because daddy never came back home with the milk.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on juan.

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.

Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!

An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.

The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.

What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.

What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

What did the Indian say to the fat man?

"Curry up!"