Culture jokes
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Arabians go weeeeee
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
All Asians look the same.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.