Culture jokes
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.
How did the hipster drown? He ice-skated before it was cool.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
All Asians look the same.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.