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Culture Jokes
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
What do Doges like? Memes.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Amogus.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
