Culture jokes
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
when the sus.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow?
Because he wanted to be fat like one.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck? Incest.