Culture jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Why do Indian men marry fat women? Because they worship cows.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
I love rap!
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? - Carlos.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
