Culture jokes
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.
The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.
The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.
And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.
