Culture jokes
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If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
P or N?
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.