Culture jokes
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Like if you meet someone emo.
what is the fastest country? iran.
when the sus.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck? Incest.