Culture jokes
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."