Culture jokes
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
Gay shit.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
Memes
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
P or N?
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.