Culture jokes

In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.

Why do Mexicans eat tacos?

Because they're border hoppers.

What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”

What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?

They're sus.

(True story)

One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."

P or N?

Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?

Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."

Hi, I like emos because they are black.

Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?

A: Suicide Squad.

You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?

Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)

I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.

Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.

Why do emo people cry?

Because they're emo!

Ahahahah.

If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.

What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.

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Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!