Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
Culture Jokes
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
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You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
