Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
P or N?
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
