Culture jokes
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.