Culture jokes
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.
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