Culture jokes
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Memes
Thanksgiving
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green