What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Culture Jokes
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
