Culture jokes
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
African Wise Proverb Quote
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.