Culture jokes

I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?

New York Jets.

Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"

Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.

Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!

What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?

The SPA-ghetti!

*insert ba dum tss here*

What do you call chill legumes?

Hippeas.

If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...

I love Hebrew John!

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.

What do Americans and stars have in common?

They both love shooting up.

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!