Culture jokes
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
Baka!
Memes
African Wise Proverb Quote
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Ratio.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*