Culture jokes
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Baka!
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
African Wise Proverb Quote
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I breathe in African food.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.