Culture jokes
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Ratio.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
I love Hebrew John!
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...