Culture jokes
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Memes
I love Hebrew John!
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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