How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Culture Jokes
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What do you call me?
Chinese?
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
Uh oh, stinky!
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
