Culture jokes
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Memes
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What do you call me?
Chinese?
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.