Culture jokes
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.
The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.
The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.
And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"
What do you call a Mongolian swindler? A Khan artist.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
Your mom is emo, Deacon.