Culture

Culture jokes

Name

How do you name a Chinese person?

You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.

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  • Weight

    Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)

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    Baby

    How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.

    How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.

    World

    What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

    Sex

    Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?

    Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.

    Game

    What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"

    Legend

    Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.

    Bartender

    An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"

    The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."

    Muslim

    Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?

    Because she has to get on her knees.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?