Culture jokes
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
Memes
African Wise Proverb Quote
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
I love Hebrew John!
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.