Culture jokes
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I breathe in African food.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.