Culture jokes
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
African Wise Proverb Quote
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?