Culture jokes

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

Why did the rapper go to space?

To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!

Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?

In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!

I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

Snooze Dogg.

Why did the rapper smoke dope?

To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when he made it RAIN in the club.

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme Boots.

How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?

"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"

How do rappers stay organized?

With rhyme books instead of planners!

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

So he could drop some WORDPLAY.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?

MC Squared.

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.