Culture jokes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"