Culture jokes
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
I am trying not to copy any one But. Meme time
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."