Culture jokes
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Heyyyy sistas!
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
"Never gonna give you up."
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
She (DYM 126).