Culture jokes
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Blueface baby!