Culture jokes
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Memes
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Taig
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Heyyyy sistas!
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.