Culture jokes
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Memes
They’re talking abt the Mexican slur 💀
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.