Culture jokes
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Baka!
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.