Culture jokes

Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.

How does a rapper fix stuff?

With a RAP-AIR!

Why did the rapper go broke?

He kept dropping dimes.

I love Hebrew John!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.

An argument in the Middle East.

Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?

A: Jewbacca.

Why did the Mafia cross the road?

Forget about it...

What do you call a Mongolian swindler?

A Khan artist.

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.

Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!

What do Americans and stars have in common?

They both love shooting up.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.

Ratio.

What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?

The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.

Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.

Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.

Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!

Baka!

Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.