I love Hebrew John!
Culture Jokes
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What the sigma?
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
