Culture jokes
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Memes
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
I breathe in African food.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.