Culture jokes
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
ingenious! AND LEO!
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Ratio.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
I love Hebrew John!
What the sigma?
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!