Culture jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.