Culture jokes
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Memes
I love Hebrew John!
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
What the sigma?
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!