Culture jokes
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."