Culture jokes

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.

Ratio.

Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?

A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?

Viewers: Dora.

Trump: No, I am President Trump.

Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?

Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.

Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.

Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.

Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!

Who can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?

What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?

The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.

I breathe in African food.

Which way do gay men walk?

One Direction.

What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.