Culture jokes
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Memes
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Ratio.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.