Culture jokes

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

Emos love jumping for joy.

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

What are Mexicans' favorite sport?

Cross-country

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.

What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?

Trick question, emo is a handicap.

Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"

Never gonna give you up.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

You are emo.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."

POV: you

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.