
Culture jokes
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
HOWWW
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost.
So as they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun." And the man from New York said, "Bring me a gun as well!"
The guy was confused but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For the France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started shooting and laughing like a mad man and said. 3 men lived through this and one said to the others, "Well...sh!# that didn't go as planned."
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
