Culture jokes
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
Ganesha is an elephant.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
POV: you
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
You are emo.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"