Culture jokes
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Bruh.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
when the sus.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.