Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Culture Jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
