Culture jokes
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
You are emo.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.