Culture jokes
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Never gonna give you up.
Memes
This was my favorite moment in life
POV: you
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"