Culture jokes
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
"Ohh wing wing."
Memes
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Ganesha is an elephant.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.