Culture jokes
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
"Tayam, I am."
Stan JoJo Siwa.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
The West is dying.
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.