Culture jokes
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
The more they smile, the less they see.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
Memes
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
We can only see 90 degrees.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.