Culture jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Hoi!
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.