Culture jokes
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Memes
I can DEFINITELY relate
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.