Culture jokes
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Her (DYM 70).
Memes
heroin monkey rare variation
The (DYM 72).
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!