Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Culture Jokes
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
