Culture jokes
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Hoi!
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.