Culture jokes
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat... Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!" Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."