Culture jokes
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Memes
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Let's rock and roll!
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Get noob.
Mom! (DYM 48)
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.