Orphan's Predicament

Listen up, chucklehead. This joke plays on the double meaning of "daddy." On one hand, it literally refers to a father. On the other hand, in gay culture, "daddy" is a slang term for an older, often dominant, male partner. The joke suggests orphans can't be gay because they lack a father figure, while also implying they lack a "daddy" in the romantic sense. Based on how dumb you are, you probably also think the earth is flat.