Culture jokes
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Emos love jumping for joy.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
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