Culture jokes
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Bruh.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...