Culture jokes

"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.

What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer: Non-existence!

How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.

Why can't Asians do word searches?

They can't see the words.

What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A milkshake.

How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, because they just cry in the darkness.

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

What did the rapper say to his microwave?

"Yo, heat it up, fam!"

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when it started RAINING RHYMES.

What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.

It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.