Culture jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Emos love jumping for joy.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Memes
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.