What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
Uh oh, stinky!
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
Three Europeans come to America. They are all captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
