What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Culture Jokes
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
