Culture jokes
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"
The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."
A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."
Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.