Culture jokes
Never gonna give you up.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
You are emo.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Memes
POV: you
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.