Culture jokes
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Dababy
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!