Culture jokes
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.