Culture jokes
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Brazil is a joke.
Memes
The original White Power (ranger).
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!