Culture jokes
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Memes
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!