Culture jokes
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.