Culture jokes
Ganesha is an elephant.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Memes
Brazil is a joke.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.