Culture jokes

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."

Never gonna give you up.

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?

A: Chicken noodle suwoop.

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.

Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?

So they can climb a fence easier.

"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.

What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.

What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer: Non-existence!

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A milkshake.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.

What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.