Culture jokes
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Memes
The original White Power (ranger).
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
"Ohh wing wing."
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.