What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Ya momma is sus.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
That's kinda sus, you know?
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
