Culture jokes
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.