Culture jokes
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Memes
jesus
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Dick butt.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.