Culture jokes
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Memes
I am on the German website.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!