Culture jokes
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
I am on the German website.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.