Culture jokes
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
Whatβs one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, heβs still going to have the cops on his back.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! π₯"
Memes
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.