Culture jokes
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
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Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Ur mom is emo.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.