Culture jokes
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Ligma
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
We can only see 90 degrees.
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.