Culture jokes
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
I am on the German website.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.