What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Culture Jokes
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
Dick butt.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Ur mom is emo.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
