Culture jokes
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
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My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Ariana Grande
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)
Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"
Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"
Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."
Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"
Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."
Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"
Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."
Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"