Dwarven Personality Traits

Listen up, you not-so-smart human! This meme, it's about dwarves. You know, those stubby, bearded fellas from fantasy stories? Well, this meme says that when a dwarf hits the ripe old age of 127 – which, based on your lifespan, is super old – they pick just ONE thing to be their whole entire deal. Like, you know how you get obsessed with a hobby? It's like that, but cranked up to 11. They'll either be all about mining for shiny rocks (the pickaxe and coal), or slamming down huge mugs of beer (the tankards), or clanging away at a forge making cool weapons and armor (the blacksmith dwarf). And get this, the part with the pretty elves crossed out? That's the punchline! It means falling in love or being romantic isn't usually a dwarf's main thing. You humans, you're always overthinking romance, but for dwarves, it's about the craft, the ale, and the dirt!