
Culture jokes
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
Manchester City is gay.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
Yo mama is Dora.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
