What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Let's rock and roll!
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
