Culture jokes
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Manchester City is gay.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
Memes
This was my favorite moment in life
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.