Culture jokes
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Manchester City is gay.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"