Culture jokes

So, y'all remember Hitler, right?

Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.

The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"

What do you call a gay French man?

A faguette!

Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?

Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?

Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.

You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?

Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.

I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.

What do you call an emo furry squad?

The suicide furs.

My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!

What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg

What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?

Dead.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

They eat the bat.

Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?

A: Because they say "family" too often.

Why does the emo hate Christmas?

The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.

What do you call a lying Mexican?

Pinocchico.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.