Culture jokes
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
ALL ASIANS
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
The happier they get, the less they see.
I breathe in African food.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.