Culture jokes

Electricity.

What do you call an Asian receptionist?

Tai Ping.

An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.

Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."

England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."

Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."

Why don't the Amish water ski?

The horses would drown.

I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.

What can jump higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.

When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

Assalam alaikum, bitches.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.

Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.

So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."

Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."

That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.

I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."

You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"