Culture jokes
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Dababy
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.
Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.