What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.