Culture jokes
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Memes
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Ur mom is emo.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...