Culture jokes
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Ur mom is emo.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!