Culture jokes
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Ur mom is emo.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."