Culture jokes
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.