Culture jokes
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.