Culture jokes
Shitty bichi cup.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Memes
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Ur mom is emo.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Eshay.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."