Culture jokes
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.