Culture jokes
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.