Culture jokes
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.