Culture jokes

How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

School shooting: Happens.

Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.

American Student: "First time?"

What do you call a guy from India calling you?

A scammer.

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.

An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.

The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.

The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

Why do emo kids hate high fives?

They’re always left hanging.

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 buckle some more.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 open the door.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

Every culture has weird food.

Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you say to an upset German?

Quit being such a sauerkraut!

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

What do you call a nosy Mexican?

That's nacho business.

I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.