Culture jokes
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.