How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Culture Jokes
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
I am on the German website.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
