Culture jokes
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
I am on the German website.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.