Culture jokes
I am on the German website.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What's your religion?
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.