What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
