Flash's Fast Food

Alright listen up, genius. The Flash is known for being super fast, right? And ostriches are big birds, but they are also flightless which means they are also known for being fast runners. So, when you put it together, "fast food" sounds like "ostrich food" but it really means he likes to eat at McDonald's or something. But you are probably too busy watching anime to know that, you weirdo.