Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Chinese Cricket Team
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! The joke plays on the double meaning of "bat." It's like, in cricket, "bat" means the thing you hit the ball with, but in Chinese cuisine, "bat" might be something they, uh, chow down on. Get it? Probably not, you're too dumb.