Cry jokes
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Memes
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.