Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
I saw a little kid cry, I wemt up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez I love working at orphans
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
What do u call a pencil with no end... Pointless
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
