Cry jokes

Friend: What fly's and cry's?

You: A cloud.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

Pete: Knock, knock...

Paul: Who's there?

Pete: Boo...

Paul: Boo who?

Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!

Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?

Oranges because they have vitamin C.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

What do you call a pencil with no end?..

Pointless.

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*