Cry jokes

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

What do you call a pencil with no end?..

Pointless.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!