Cry jokes

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

Deez nuts eat nuts.

Friend: What fly's and cry's?

You: A cloud.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.

What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?

Oranges because they have vitamin C.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

What do you call a pencil with no end?..

Pointless.

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!