One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back
One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage
why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room
i saw a girl crying i told her where are your parents She cried more after that i got kicked out of the Orphanage
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
your sister is so stupid she only thinks a onion will make people cry.
so i throw a coconut at her
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me" I say. For some reason everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die
Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:what’s wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????
This kid was crying so I asked him where his parents where. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
me: hey are your parents here? orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrased and I cried with a-dult cry.
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
Papa: Johnny Johnny Johnny: Yes Papa? Papa: Open wide Johnny: HAHAHA Papa: *unzips pants* Johnny: *crying* No Papa
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying? It was having a mid-life crisis.
Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
I say a little girl crying and I said where is your parents that day I got fired from the orphanage 🤪