Cry jokes
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.