Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
I'm a rapist.
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
