Crime jokes
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.