Crime jokes

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.

What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.

What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?

Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.

Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.

If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?

Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.

Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.

Cheer on the rapist if you want.

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?

A: Free delivery.

Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.

What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin.

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you are in prison.

Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.

I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

what do you call a drunken sailer?

arrested.