Why did the duck get arrested? For selling QUACK
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
My Teacher is a rapist
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim? You are a consequence of rape
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
What dos 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse"
what was the guitar teacher arrested for? stringing a minor
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft LOTTO?
whats the best way to get a man to confess to a rape? ask him to tell a rape joke
Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
The police told everyone to put there hands up and the police were having fun waving there hands around.
What’s the definition of a pedophile Tyler
A man enters the bank and says, 'hi I'm robin, you'? The man was arrested instantly.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”? Like we get it bro she’s underage.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black. I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
