Crime

Crime jokes

Invention

What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.

Rape

What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.

Woman

What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?

Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.

Rape

A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.

Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"

Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."

Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"

Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.

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  • Memes

    Hooker

    Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...

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  • Rape

    There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

    Hooker

    What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

    A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

    Sex

    Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

    Unless you are in prison.

    Police

    Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.

    Domestic Violence

    I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

    Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

    Rape

    If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.

    Cheer on the rapist if you want.

    Wine

    I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).