Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
