How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
