Crime

Crime jokes

Pedo

    • I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"

    I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."

    She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.

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    • Crime memes

    Bank robbery

    • A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"

    She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.

    He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"

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    • Baby

    • How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?

    Open a pizza shop 🍕

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    • Axe

    • "Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."

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