We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess. Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
so you wanna play like that ayy, well sydney dident wanna play like that either. and thats why you got arrested
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What do the Twin towers and Murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind
why did sally die, she got stabbed by her mum
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6 year old in the trunk of my car.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Why did the orphan rob the bank Because he wanted to be wanted
how did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
he was the only one in the village who believed the victim
My brother got his legs chopped of but someone FBI opened my basement door but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basment
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A: M
Holmes said, look up Watson what can you see?
Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A:M
What else Watson
It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow
What Else Watson
What am I supposed to see Holmes?
Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent
so my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child i was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me i was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friends uncle killed my dad . the kid was never seen again . her name was Madeleine McCann i think im the only one who knows where she is but overall the head from the hooker was good
How can you tell when a female was raped : she crossed herself out.
So if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it
What dose the orphan have in common with Batman they both lost their parents.
