What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin.