Crime jokes
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Rape is a touchy subject.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.