Crime jokes
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
It is not funny about kidnapping.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.