Crime jokes
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
I put glue in a man :)
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?" Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Rape victims suck, literally.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
How do you stop a gang of black men from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.