A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.