i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling QUACK
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
Ever heard of the band 'Nothing but thieves'? Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said...... It’s a wood hulem
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window and says "We are looking for two child molesters". Now after a short pause the two men look at each other,then back at the officer and say "we'll do it!"
Why can orphans get away with robing the bank
Because no one wants him
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
My Teacher is a rapist
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim? You are a consequence of rape
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft LOTTO?
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse"
What dos 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
what was the guitar teacher arrested for? stringing a minor
whats the best way to get a man to confess to a rape? ask him to tell a rape joke
