Crime jokes
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
Memes
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged.
Jack and Jill popped some pills to get a little tipsy.
Jack got a surprise and bloodshot eyes because Jill gave him a roofie.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.