Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Rape is a touchy subject.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged.
