Crime

Crime jokes

Infant

Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?

Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.

Teacher

My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.

Peadophile

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.

Difference

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Memes

Psychic

What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Rape

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

Pedophile

Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.

Bank Robber

Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?

Because he told the man to put his hands up.

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  • Victim

    Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.

    When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."

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  • Rapist

    99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.

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  • Pedophile

    What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

    How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

    How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

    What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

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  • Cop

    What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?

    "I guess orange is the new black."