Crime jokes
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
Memes
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."