Crime jokes
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.