Crime jokes
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.