Crime jokes
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Madeline Mcannot find her.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?