How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Crime Jokes
I bought drugs today.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
Davin is a pedo.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
