Crime jokes
Greg fucking steals toes!
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
It's not rape if you both like it.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'
I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.