Crime jokes
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Memes
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"