My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Grandpa's Last Words
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is dark because the grandpa probably did the killing, and his last words are him trying to play dumb before he kicks the bucket. You see, the 'no witnesses' part implies he offed everyone. You wouldn't get it, you probably still use dial-up.