Crime jokes
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender.
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
There was a kidnapping at school.
Don't worry, he woke up.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.