Crime jokes
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
My life #freemymanrkelly
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.