Crime jokes
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.